Top 10 Times The Hound was the Ultimate Savage

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Warning: Definitely not for the faint-hearted!

When it comes to savage put-downs, The Hound is up there with the best of them. Lady Olenna and Lady Mormont may be great at putting others in their place but, are they sweary and sarcastic enough? That is the question (to paraphrase Shakespeare). Pff, now enough with that arty shite, let's get on with the fecking list.

10. Praise so faint it's basically invisible

Sandor: I always thought you were dull as dirt. I don't hate you - don't like you... but you're not bad.

Beric: Thank you Clegane, that warms the heart.

Sandor: There's nothing special about you

Beric: You're right about that--

Sandor: So why does the Lord of Light keep bringing you back? I've met better men than you and they've been hanged from crossbeams, or beheaded, or just shat themselves to death in a field somewhere..

9. The classic top-knot sketch

Thoros of Myr: For a big hard man, you scare easy.

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: I'll tell you what doesn't scare me. Bald cocksuckers like you! You think you're fooling anyone with that topknot? Bald cunt.

8. You know what? Fuck the list!

Tyrion: You're in the Kingsguard, Clegane. We must beat them back or they're going to take the city... your king's city.

Sandor: Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

7. Revenge is best served... with a cool one-liner.

Sandor: There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three.

Thoros of Myr: You're getting old, Clegane.

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: [kicks barrel out from under man wearing noose] He's not.

6. Truly Charming.

Sandor: Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!

5. Beats me.

Arya: I know him. The small one. His name is Polliver. He captured us and took us to Harrenhal. He killed Lommy.

Sandor: What the fuck's a Lommy?

4. Lots of people make lists...

Arya: My sword. Needle.

Sandor: [derisively] Needle. Of course you named your sword.

Arya: Lots of people name their swords.

Sandor: Lots of cunts.

3. Worst last words ever.

Gatins: Fuck you!

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: These are your last words? "Fuck you?" Come on, you can do better.

Gatins: Cunt!

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're shit at dying, you know that?

2. CHICKENS!

Polliver: [Polliver turns and looks at his men, then turns back to the Hound] You don't seem to understand the situation.

Sandor: I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

Polliver: You lived your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?

Sandor: Someone is.

1. 'Meryn Trant????' Definitely one of the funniest conversations in the show

Sandor: Dancing? Maybe you ought to put on a dress. Who taught you that shite?

Arya: The greatest swordsman who ever lived... Syrio Forel, the first sword to the sea lord of Braavos.

Sandor: Braavos... huh. Greasy-haired little bastard, they all are.

Arya: What do you know about anything?

Sandor: I bet his hair's greasier than Joffrey's cunt.

Arya: It was not!

Sandor: 'Was'? He dead?

Arya: Yes!

Sandor: How?

Arya: He was killed!

Sandor: Who by?

Arya: Meryn Trant. That's why Ser Meryn's on my...

Sandor: Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?

Arya Stark: He was outnumbered!

Sandor ': Any boy whore with a sword could beat three Meryn Trants.

Arya Stark: Syrio didn't HAVE a sword! OR armor, just a stick!

Sandor: [sarcastically] The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword? [he laughs]

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